Just Your Standard "Couple Spends $300k On Plastic Surgery To Look Like Barbie And Ken" Story

“Ew, gross. Girl ass”

I have a question, and I think it’s a pretty fair one. How do plastic surgeons stay in business? Every single walking ad they have is a disaster. Nothing is ever remotely successful. You could give me a million guesses at who these people are supposed to look like and I’d never sniff Barbie and Ken.

Imagine if everyone who used White Strips went walking around with Meth Mouth? What about if all Equinox members looked like a plumber? Or if all gay conversion camp graduates were as obviously gay as “Ken”? Every one of those industries would go down in absolute flames.

Yet plastic surgery thrives. Despite every single piece of evidence declaring that you will in no way look like your desired celebrity, it saunters on. We’ve had Barbies, Kens, Supermans, Pam Andersons, etc. It’s a parade of people trying to look like their favorite Hollywood heartthrob. And EVERY single one turns out the same way: the girls always look like Stiffler’s mom, the guys always still look like a gay person.